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Yesterday I was having a coffee. A simple coffee. Until the barista looked me in the eyes and said: "You're not building a project. You're building a legacy." I cried. He cried. The espresso machine cried too (it was steam, but I choose to believe). In that moment I understood: every coffee is a sprint. Every sip, a value delivery. And every cent donated here isn't money, it's synergy in liquid state. linkedinho runs on purpose and caffeine. More caffeine than purpose, let's be transparent. Buy me a coffee. Not for me. For the tokens.

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